TRYING FLAVORED SCORPIONS!

TRYING FLAVORED SCORPIONS!


– Well I have a scorpion in a bag. Ahhh! I’ve never eaten a
scorpion because (screams) okay, it slid out of the package and my mind thought it was alive, okay? I’m not touching it. I don’t wanna touch it! Oh my Lord, eee! Maybe I can touch the
chocolate covered one better. I can’t! I don’t wanna touch it! I can’t even put it in my hand and you think I’m gonna
put that in my mouth? Ugh. I have a feeling I’ma touch
it and it’s gonna move. And when it does, so am I, okay? To Georgia. Are there scorpions, I don’t know if there
are scorpions in Georgia. (trembles) Okay, (screams) Jesus! It came out of the package on me. Okay, don’t do that. My hand’s shaking. I know my body, okay? I know the second I put
this scorpion in my mouth, I’ma spit it out! You think those little hands
are gonna touch my taste buds and I’m gonna be okay with it? No! I’m spitting you clear
across the parking lot. Jear Desus… Okay, put it in your hand. Just put the scorpion in your hand. Not quick like you did last time, gently. Someone tell me, how I go
about eating a scorpion? Whole thing? Take a bite? I can’t do either. (Screeches) no. Just a scorpion. (spits) I threw it in my cassette tape holder. Just put the scorpion in your mouth. That’s all you have to do, nothing to it. Scorpion? Mouth? Success! (gasps) here we go! Ahhh… Huh-uh, huh-uh, huh-uh, huh-uh (screams) I bit into his eyeball. It popped! You’re a little more wet than I remember. Oh yeah, there’s just one eyeball missing. It ain’t missing, I know
where it’s at, okay? What are you eating? Chocolate strawberries? Scorpion. Hmm, scorpion. (chuckles) Stop wiggling! Someone’s coming. Act natural. Get back in here! (gasps) how many eyeballs does it have? Ha ha ha! Take that. Uhg! (babbling) okay. Is that poop? Oh my God. Did it poop in my… It pooped in my mouth. It pooped in my mouth. Scorpion. Did I eat it with my hair? What happened? One more. At least the brown’s on
the outside of this one. And no surprises.

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