John Cleese Says Trump Reminds Him Of A Pro Wrestler

>>Stephen: THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE AGAIN.>>WELL, THANK YOU FOR ALLOWING ME TO MEET ERIC HOLDER.>>Stephen: OH, YOU GOT TO MEET HIM?>>JUST NOW. HE WANTED A PHOTOGRAPH WITH ME. CHEESY OLD COMIC LIKE ME. A GREAT MAN. IF HE RUNS, I THINK I MIGHT COME AND HELP HIM. I THINK HE’S FANTASTIC. I REALLY DO. […]

Mentalist Lior Suchard Bends Time for America Ferrara & Jeremy Piven

NOW JEREMY, AMERICA, HOW ARE YOU FEEL BEING THIS? YOU FEELING GOOD, ARE YOU SCARED, ARE YOU ONE WHO LIKES HAVING THEIR MINDS BLOWN?>>I LIKE HAVING MY MIND BLOWN.>>James: YES?>>I HAVE A LOT OF FAITH IN HIM BUT I’M ON THE FENCE.>>James: OKAY.>>WE’LL TRY SOME FUN STUFF, DO A LITTLE WARMUP. WE HAVE ROUGHLY, ABOUT […]

Matt Damon Explains Why ‘Good Will Hunting’ Has So Much Cursing

MY FIRST GUEST IS AN OSCAR WINNER FROM MOVIES YOU KNOW LIKE THE BOURNE MOVIES, THE DEPARTED, GOOD WILL HUNTING, AND NOW DOWNSIZINGK PLEASE WELCOME THE ONE, THE ONLY, MR. MATT DAMON! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).>>Stephen: THANK YOU .>>THANK YOU, WOW. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) THANK YOU.>>Stephen: GOOD TO SEE YOU.>>THANK YOU, GOOD TO SEE YOU TOO.>>Stephen: […]

Stephen Guesses ‘GoT’ Endings At Kit Harington

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MY FIRST GUEST TONIGHT IS THE EMMY-NOMINATED ACTOR YOU KNOW AS JON SNOW ON “GAME OF THRONES.” PLEASE WELCOME, KIT HARINGTON! ♪ ♪ ♪ ( APPLAUSE )( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >>Stephen: THANKS FOR BEING HERE. I WANT YOU TO KNOW, I WANT YOU TO KNOW, IN CASE YOU DO NOT HAVE […]

Elon Musk Might Be A Super Villain

BEFORE, PEOPLE ARE CALLED YOU THE REAL TONY STARK. OKAY, YOU’VE GOT YOUR FINGER IN SO MANY DIFFERENT ADVANCED TECHNOLOGIES. AS I SPADE SPACE-X, TESLA. NOW YOU’VE GOT SOLAR CITY AND SOLAR PACK THAT PEOPLE PUT IN THEIR HOUSES.( APPLAUSE )ARE YOU SINCERELY TRYING TO SAVE THE WORLD?>>WELL, I’M TRYING TO DO GOOD THINGS, YEAH. […]

Spill Your Guts or Fill Your Guts w/ Gordon Ramsay

>>JAMES: LET’S TAKE A LOOK AT THE FOOD WE HAVE. CLAM JUICE. CHICKEN FEET. SALMON ICE CREAM. COW TONGUE. GRASSHOPPER. HOT SAUCE. PICKLED PIG’S FEET JUICE. AND, OF COURSE, OUR TRUSTY FAVORITE — THE BULL PENIS. ( AUDIENCE REACTS ) YOU CAN PICK AND I HAVE TO ANSWER TRUTHFULLY OR YOU CHOOSE SOMETHING. WHAT WOULD […]

Recapping North Carolina’s NCAA Tournament Championship

THANKS FOR BEING HERE. OF COURSE YOU ALL JUST, YES, THANK YOU, MADAME. YOU ALL JUST WATCHED THE NCAA CHAMPIONSHIP. WHAT A GREAT GAME! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).>>James: INCREDIBLE. IT WAS AMAZING. NORTH CAROLINA BEAT BEGAN ZAGHA TO WIN THE WHOLE THING IN A GAME THAT WAS JUST BACK AND FORTH, THE WHOLE NIGHT WHICH MEANS […]

James Corden’s Parents Invade WWE’s Monday Night Raw

>>WE’RE HERE. HOW FANTASTIC IS THAT? AND WE’RE HERE TO FIND OUT MORE ABOUT WWE.>>I HAVEN’T GOT A CLUE. OH, YEAH! WHOO! LOOK AT THAT! BACKSTAGE IN THE WWE AND WE’RE GOING IN THE LOCKER ROOM — >>THE LOCKER ROOM? I LOVE THE LOCKER ROOM! I MIGHT HAVE TO COVER MY EYES HERE! (LAUGHTER) >>OH, […]

How Alexis Ohanian Met His Future Wife Serena Williams

>>Stephen: HOW HAVE YOU BEEN?.>>WELL. HAD A BUSY LAST YEAR.>>Stephen: WHEN DID YOU — YOU STARTED REDDIT.>>FULL TIME CAPITALIST.>>Stephen: FOR PEOPLE WHO DON’T KNOW WHAT REDDIT IS, I WOULD BE SURPRISED BECAUSE IT IS THE FOURTH MOST VIEWED WEB SITE IN THE U.S. HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE WHAT REDDIT IS? I’VE DESCRIBED IT AND PEOPLE […]

The President’s WrestleMania Foreign Policy

WELCOME, WELCOME TO “THE LATE SHOW,”” LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. I’M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) THERE IS– THERE IS– JON, THERE IS SO MUCH MEAT ON THE NEWS BONE TODAY THAT I DON’T KNOW WHERE TO START CARVING. SO LET’S JUST UNHINGE OUR JAW AND SWALLOW THIS COW FROM THE HEAD […]