Michael Shannon and Jimmy Wrestle in Alvin and the Chipmunks Onesies

-Welcome back to the show. -Thank you. -Always nice to see you, buddy. -Thank you. -Thank you so much for being here. Uh… [ Laughter ] What did — Did you bring me something? -I — yeah. -Yeah? -Yeah, I did. -Yeah. Yeah. [ Laughter ] -You know what this is about, right? -I do […]

The Harshest Burns from the Roast of Justin Bieber

What do you get when you give a teenager $200 million? A bunch of has-beens calling you a lesbian for two hours. [laughter and applause] It’s an honor to be at a roast hosted by Shaq’s dick. Wow, Ludacris and Snoop Dogg are here. If I was 38, I’d be freaking out right now. You […]

Hasan Learns What It’s Like To Grow Up Desi In 2019 | Patriot Act with Hasan Minhaj | Netflix

Hey guys, it’s Hasan Minhaj. If you’ve seen the show, you know that I talk a lot about being Indian-American and the Desi experience growing up in this country. But high school was a long time ago. So, I wanted to talk to Desi kids growing up in America right now. So, I got together […]

Gugu Mbatha-Raw Had to Upgrade from Bike to Car Quick

NOW, GUGU, YOU STARTED YOUR CAREER AS A DANCER AND YOU’RE VERY MUCH INTO MUSICAL THEATER. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE MUSICAL THEATER AND WHAT WOULD YOU LOVE TO BE IN?>>I GREW UP ON ANDREW LLOYD MUSICALS. THE FIRST SHOW I EVER SAW WAS CATS. VERY EXCITED TO SEE YOUR MOVIE, BY THE WAY. ( CHEERS AND […]

Jesus Responds To The WWE Trademarking Bible Verse ‘3:16’

Hasan On His Zodiac Sign | Deep Cuts | Patriot Act with Hasan Minhaj

“What have you done personally, if anything—” Damn, dude. “—to try to reduce your carbon footprint?” This is from Nina. Nina, way to just like– – in the middle of it just diss me. “What have you done in your life, if anything?” What have you— I’ve been trying to eat less meat. I’ll do […]

The Real Cost of Cruises | Patriot Act with Hasan Minhaj | Netflix

It is almost the end of vacation season, which is why I want to talk about the fastest growing part of U.S. tourism. Cruises. The answer to the age-old question, “What if porta-potties had swimming pools?” Now, picking a vacation is hard. We all know we have to spend our money on a lot of […]

The Biggest ‘Baby Shark’ Ever w/ Sophie Turner & Josh Groban

♪ WELCOME BACK. I AM SO HAPPY YOU ARE HERE TONIGHT. IT IS ONCE IN A LIFETIME A SONG COMES ALONG THAT DEFINES A GENERATION. , YOU KNOW,, A SONG THAT UNITES US ALL TOGETHER IN BEAUTIFUL HARMONY. JOHN LENNON’S “IMAGINE.” MARVIN GAYE’S “WHAT’S GOIN’ ON.” BUT NEVER HAS A SONG SO CLEARLY DEFINED A […]

Broadway Riff-Off w/ Neil Patrick Harris

>>James: OH, WELCOME BACK, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, NOW SINCE MOVING TO AMERICA I HAVE NOTICED THAT A LOT OF BIG COMPANIES USE ACRONYMS FOR THEIR NAMES LIKE FOR EXAMPLE GEICO, THEIR NAME ACTUALLY STANDS FOR.>>HEY, CORDEN, OVER HERE. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).>>James: SORRY, NEIL, WHAT.>>I’M SORRY?>>James: WHAT ARE YOU DOING, WHAT ARE YOU DOING. THE TALK […]

Hasan On How To Survive The Zombie Apocalypse | Deep Cuts | Patriot Act With Hasan Minhaj | Netflix

“What is one characteristic you hope your daughter gets from you? And what characteristic do you hope she gets from your wife?” You guys are always like, building me up and then just… How about– so what do I, for real– I want her to get her brains, her kindness, her work ethic, her optimism. […]