The Best of Baseball – Tosh.0

Cute trick, now choke up and hit a sac fly, rook. Meet wiffle boy. The best wiffle ball pitcher in the world, which will open up zero doors for him in life. But I don’t give a crap how ridiculous those pitches are, I can take anyone deep. Nice to meet you wiffle boy. Actually, […]

Hannibal Buress – Live From Chicago – Betting on Basketball

One of my favorite things about coming back home to Chicago, I get to hang with my niece and my nephew. They’re six and eight, or they were six and eight when this joke was written. Six and eight. I gave ’em both a couple bucks. Their father’s a finance guy, so he’s teaching ’em […]

The U.S. Women’s World Cup Team Gets Slammed for Over-Celebrating | The Daily Show

In the past few years, there’s been a lot of talk about America losing its standing in the world economically, diplomatically, grammatically. But yesterday, the U.S. showed there’s at least one place they can still kick ass. It was a day of record-setting domination on the world stage for the U.S. women. As the Women’s […]

If We Treated Teachers Like Pro Athletes – Key & Peele

(male announcer) Teaching Center is brought to you by BMW. The ultimate driving machine. [upbeat rock music] ♪ ♪ Hello and welcome toTeaching Center.I’m Boyd Maxwell, with today’s top stories from the exciting world of teaching. And I’m Perry Schmidt. Well, now we know. The long awaited announcement by star English teacher Ruby Ruhf has […]

Kroll Show – Oh, Hello – Basketball

[upbeat jazz music] ♪ – SO, GIG, SHOULD WE STRETCH FIRST? – NO, LET’S JUST, YOU KNOW, STAY TIGHT AND GET INJURED. – CHECK IT OUT. LEW ALCINDOR. OKAY. ALL RIGHT. – WHAT’S GOING ON? – THAT JUST– SOMETHING JUST TWEAKED– A LITTLE SOMETHING–REAL BAD. – I LIKE TO ROTATE UNTIL THE PAIN SPREADS AND […]

March Sadness: Basketball Season on Tosh.0

[indistinct audio] – NO! [audience ohs] – OH! REJECTED! [laughter] MAYBE HE SHOULD JUST BE ONE OF THOSE INDOOR KIDS THAT READS. MAYBE MOLLY MAIDS THERE WILL HELP CLEAN UP YOUR FACE. [laughter] THAT DOESN’T LOOK VERY HARD. I WANT TO TRY. SCORE. DO YOU WANT ME TO HONESTLY TELL YOU HOW MANY TIMES THAT […]

Godfrey: Black People “Dominate Sports” – This Week at the Comedy Cellar

>>WHAT’S UP, GUYS? MY NAME IS GODFREY. ORIGINALLY FROM CHICAGO. PARENTS FROM WEST AFRICA, NIGERIA. HAD A VERY DIVERSE GROUP OF FRIENDS. OUR BASEBALL TEAM, WE HAD A PITCHER FROM INDIA. FIRST BASEMAN WAS FROM MEXICO. I’M NIGERIAN. WE HAD AFRICAN-AMERICANS. WE WERE SO MIXED I REMEMBER WHEN WE PLAYED ALL WHITE TEAMS, THEY WOULD […]

Bert Kreischer – Fighting a Bear – This Is Not Happening – Uncensored

The machine, Mr. Bert Kreischer, everybody. Let him hear it. [cheers and applause] I fought a bear one time. [laughs] I know–It sounds as ridiculous to me as it does to you. But I used to have a show calledHurt Bert.It was on FX, and I used to take new men’s dangerous jobs. Every week, […]

Key & Peele – McCringleberry’s Excessive Celebration

– AND WE’RE COMING TO THE END OF THE FIRST QUARTER WITH THE RHINOS IN THE RED ZONE FOR THE FIRST TIME. – GOTTA SAY, BILL, I LIKE WATCHING THESE RHINOS. – RANSOM TAKES THE SNAP, DROPS BACK WITH GOOD PROTECTION, AND THAT’S A COMPLETED PASS TO A VERY WIDE-OPEN HINGLE MCCRINGLEBERRY, THE ROOKIE OUT […]

Key & Peele – Consequences

[school bell rings] [indistinct chatter] OKAY, STUDENTS, SETTLE DOWN. SETTLE DOWN. THAT INCLUDES YOU, MR. RODRIGUEZ. DO YOU WANT TO TAKE THE MILK CARTON OFF OF YOUR HEAD? THANK YOU SO MUCH. WE HAVE A SPECIAL GUEST TODAY. HE’S FROM THIS NEIGHBORHOOD, AND HE’S A FORMER GANG MEMBER, AND HE’S COMING HERE THIS MORNING TO […]