The Best of Baseball – Tosh.0

Cute trick, now choke up and hit a sac fly, rook. Meet wiffle boy. The best wiffle ball pitcher in the world, which will open up zero doors for him in life. But I don’t give a crap how ridiculous those pitches are, I can take anyone deep. Nice to meet you wiffle boy. Actually, […]

Hannibal Buress – Live From Chicago – Betting on Basketball

One of my favorite things about coming back home to Chicago, I get to hang with my niece and my nephew. They’re six and eight, or they were six and eight when this joke was written. Six and eight. I gave ’em both a couple bucks. Their father’s a finance guy, so he’s teaching ’em […]

Brad Williams Is Still Mad About a Celebrity Basketball Game – Lights Out with David Spade

Brad, you play basketball. I’m not kidding, you play basketball. You were actually in the celebrity all-star game, right? I did. Here’s Brad D-ing up on a guy. Nice. It’s not Photoshop. No, that was the game. I am a lockdown defender. I don’t know why I played in the celebrity game, I think they […]

The U.S. Women’s World Cup Team Gets Slammed for Over-Celebrating | The Daily Show

In the past few years, there’s been a lot of talk about America losing its standing in the world economically, diplomatically, grammatically. But yesterday, the U.S. showed there’s at least one place they can still kick ass. It was a day of record-setting domination on the world stage for the U.S. women. As the Women’s […]

If We Treated Teachers Like Pro Athletes – Key & Peele

(male announcer) Teaching Center is brought to you by BMW. The ultimate driving machine. [upbeat rock music] ♪ ♪ Hello and welcome toTeaching Center.I’m Boyd Maxwell, with today’s top stories from the exciting world of teaching. And I’m Perry Schmidt. Well, now we know. The long awaited announcement by star English teacher Ruby Ruhf has […]

Kroll Show – Oh, Hello – Basketball

[upbeat jazz music] ♪ – SO, GIG, SHOULD WE STRETCH FIRST? – NO, LET’S JUST, YOU KNOW, STAY TIGHT AND GET INJURED. – CHECK IT OUT. LEW ALCINDOR. OKAY. ALL RIGHT. – WHAT’S GOING ON? – THAT JUST– SOMETHING JUST TWEAKED– A LITTLE SOMETHING–REAL BAD. – I LIKE TO ROTATE UNTIL THE PAIN SPREADS AND […]

March Sadness: Basketball Season on Tosh.0

[indistinct audio] – NO! [audience ohs] – OH! REJECTED! [laughter] MAYBE HE SHOULD JUST BE ONE OF THOSE INDOOR KIDS THAT READS. MAYBE MOLLY MAIDS THERE WILL HELP CLEAN UP YOUR FACE. [laughter] THAT DOESN’T LOOK VERY HARD. I WANT TO TRY. SCORE. DO YOU WANT ME TO HONESTLY TELL YOU HOW MANY TIMES THAT […]

Godfrey: Black People “Dominate Sports” – This Week at the Comedy Cellar

>>WHAT’S UP, GUYS? MY NAME IS GODFREY. ORIGINALLY FROM CHICAGO. PARENTS FROM WEST AFRICA, NIGERIA. HAD A VERY DIVERSE GROUP OF FRIENDS. OUR BASEBALL TEAM, WE HAD A PITCHER FROM INDIA. FIRST BASEMAN WAS FROM MEXICO. I’M NIGERIAN. WE HAD AFRICAN-AMERICANS. WE WERE SO MIXED I REMEMBER WHEN WE PLAYED ALL WHITE TEAMS, THEY WOULD […]

Key & Peele – Boxing Press Conference

– THIS IS THE FIGHT EVERYBODY’S BEEN WAITING FOR, BUT WHEN I GET ANDRE IN THE RING, MAN, IT’S GONNA BE CRUEL AND QUICK, ‘CAUSE IT’S GONNA BE, LIKE, ONE-TWO, ONE-TWO, BOOM, AND YOU OUT. – MAN, [bleep] YOU, CLAUDIUS LEWIS. I’M GONNA [bleep] YOU RIGHT IN THE ASS. YEAH, I’M GONNA BEND YOU OVER […]

Sports News Not Covered Anywhere Else (feat. Bob Menery) – Lights Out with David Spade

-Around the world with Lights Out Sports Update. Go! MENERY: Bob Menery here. Welcome to the Lights Out Sports Update, bringing you stunning examples of athleticism from around the globe. We begin tonight in Tokyo, a city still healing after getting its shit kicked in by goddamn Godzilla. The competitive eating world was rocked by […]