Recapping North Carolina’s NCAA Tournament Championship

Recapping North Carolina’s NCAA Tournament Championship


THANKS FOR BEING HERE. OF COURSE YOU ALL JUST, YES,
THANK YOU, MADAME. YOU ALL JUST WATCHED THE NCAA
CHAMPIONSHIP. WHAT A GREAT GAME! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).>>James: INCREDIBLE. IT WAS AMAZING. NORTH CAROLINA BEAT BEGAN ZAGHA
TO WIN THE WHOLE THING IN A GAME THAT WAS JUST BACK AND FORTH,
THE WHOLE NIGHT WHICH MEANS MARCH MADNESS IS OFFICIALLY
OVER. AND CBS NOW RETURNS TO YOUR
REGULARLY SCHEDULED TRUMP MADNESS ALREADY IN PRG RES. OF COURSE I WANT TO GIVE MY
PERSONAL CONGRATULATION TOTION NORTH CAROLINA. THEY ARE THE NEW NATIONAL
CHAMPIONS. CONGRATS, FELLAS. AND TO THEIR OPPONENTS GONZAGA,
ALSO CONGRATULATIONS TO GONZAGA TONIGHT. I MEAN IN MANY WAYS, HERE’S THE
THING GONZAGA, IN MANY WAYS, YOU ARE ACTUALLY THE LUCKY ONES. YOU DON’T HAVE TO GET YOUR
PICTURE TAKEN WITH THE PRESIDENT. IT’S A LOSE-WIN. IT’S A LOSE-WIN. NOW THE PLAY ON THE COURT WAS
GREAT BUT I THINK THE– BEARDS ON THE COURT WERE EVEN BETTER,
WEREN’T THEY? DID YOU SEE THESE BEARDS, HOW
DID THIS HAPPEN IN BASKETBALL. NORTH CAROLINA BIG MAN KENNEDY
MEEKS WAS SPORTING A BEARD YOU MIGHT CALL THIS CHIN STRAP IS
THE ONLY THING KEEPING MY HAIR ON. NORTH CAROLINA GUARD JOEL BERRY
2 HAD A BEARD YOU CALL THE LENNY KRAVITZ STARTER KIT. HE IS DEFINITELY A GRADUATE
STUDENT MAJORING IN POETRY. BUT BEGAN ZAGHA SHEMMEK
KARNOWSKI HAS THE GREATEST BEARD OF THEM ALL IT IS AN AMAZING
BEARD. I CALL IT THE BUTTER CHURNER. LOOK AT IT. YOU COULD RAISE A BARN WITH THAT
BEARD. BUT I HAVE TO SAY, WITH ALL THAT
EXTRA FACIAL HAIR COULDN’T ONE OF THESE GUYS LEND GONZAGA COACH
MARK FEW A COUPLE OF EYEBROWS? (LAUGHTER)
NOW THERE WERE 76,000 PEOPLE AT THE GAME TONIGHT BECAUSE THEY
ACTUALLY PLAYED IN A HUGE FOOTBALL STADIUM. I MEAN LOOK AT THAT. IT’S INCREDIBLE. THERE IS NO DENYING THAT WHEN
SOME PEOPLE ARRIVED AT THE GAME TONIGHT, THEY WERE LIKE THESE
ARE TERRIBLE SEATS. I’M NOT SAYING THE STADIUM WAS
TOO BIG BUT SOME PEOPLE IN THE UPPER DECK ARE JUST FINDING OUT
ABOUT THE FINAL SCORE OF THE GAME RIGHT NOW. BUT THIS WAS INTERESTING. DID YOU SEE THE STORY, A 12 YEAR
OLD GIRL IN NORTH CAROLINA CORRECTLY CHOSE THE FINAL FOUR
IN HER BRACKET IT WAS AMAZING. YEAH, YEAH, BUT GREAT, JUST ONE
MORE THING THAT I’M WORSE AT THAN A 12 YEAR OLD GIRL. BASKETBALL, MATH, ARM WRESTLING,
PULL-UPS, BENCH PRESS, NOT CRYING. BUT BACK TO MY FAVORITE GUY ON
THE COURT TONIGHT, GONZAGA 7 FOOT 1 CENTER FROM POLAND,
SHEMMEK KARNOWSKI. I LOVE THIS GUY. HERE HE IS AGAIN. (APPLAUSE)
NOW HE’S A REAL FAN FAVORITE, ESPECIALLY FOR GAME OF THRONES
FANS WHO MISS HODOR. NOW HERE’S THE THING. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. THE ENTIRE GAME TONIGHT HE WORE
A T-SHIRT, RIGHT. NOW AS A BIG GUY MYSELF, I CAN
TELL YOU THAT THAT IS A CLASSIC BIG GUY MOVE. ISN’T IT? IT’S A CLASSIC BIG GUY MOVE. I KNOW WITH ALL CERTAINTY THAT
HE ALSO WEARS A T-SHIRT IN THE SWIMMING POOL, THE BEACH AND IN
THE SHOWER. IT’S THE CLASSIC BIG GUY MOVE. BUT I HAVE TO SAY, DESPITE THEIR
LOSS, THIS WAS A HUGE BIG FIRST FOR GONZAGA, THIS WAS GONZAGA’S
FIRST EVER CHAMPIONSHIP GAME IN ANY SPORT. AND IN MANY WAYS THEY WERE KIND
OF LIKE THE DONALD TRUMP OF BASKETBALL. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. THEY ARE AN OUTSIDER WHO HAS
NEVER BEEN THERE BEFORE, PLAYING A TRADITIONAL POWER AND GETTING
A LOT OF HELP FROM A BIG SCARY EASTERN EUROPEAN.

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