Playing GTA 5 As A Dealer!

Playing GTA 5 As A Dealer!



I am going to start my own you might be like Oh jelly that's illegal no it's not it's GTA that's right I will become the Heisenberg of Grand Theft Auto 5 I'm gonna be selling weird meth cocaine all that bad stuff kids don't do drugs all right this is just a video game I'm just gonna make some money in a video game will keep the worry so currently I've got one hundred and twenty five dollars to my name and I want to become rich I want to buy a sick car a hot wife wait do I buy it that's not that's not okay and you know getting a normal job is kind of boring who wants to be an accountant who wants to be a lawyer or a doctor I'm gonna sell some drugs what whoo all right so as you guys can see I currently have a very beautiful chrome car it's actually the most expensive thing I own because all right so listen up I know a couple of good people bad people that sells some stuff for a good price let me have a look mm-hmm there's one right in front of me okay now I do have a chrome car and everyone's looking at me already but I want to make sure I obey the law because you know if we're gonna start going through red lights it's gonna be quite obvious that we're doing something illegal so you know we're gonna try and not break any laws while doing this can the light please turn green now come on I think it should be somewhere on the right should I like park my car here somewhere can I park it here I think I can these are parking meters all right let's just pretend we throw money in the parking meter I don't actually have any money so the poopoo hello drug dealer I've got 125 dollars she got something good I think we gotta climb over these fences no one's gonna find me here hey dude what's he got oh my god he's got cocaine crack hash heroin guys this is all very illegal I just want to say again kids this is a game don't do this in real life it's very bad for you all right this is just a video game and it's just for fun okay so we can buy a couple grams of meth he's got 14 grams now I have $125 which means I could buy four grams and I still have some money left the green means it's a good price for value and the red means you know the price is kind of bad for its value so what we're gonna do is we're gonna be buying some meth all right we're gonna be buying four grams there we call are there any cops around oh my god to star wanted level no no no no no no someone called the cops I gotta get out of here I gotta get out of here back to my car cops are right behind us let's go in here let's go in here oh my goodness this is not good this is not good okay okay let's get in the car quick quick I'm doing this gotta get out I gotta get out right now isn't really that easy for someone to call the cops I mean it was kind of obvious it was a really scary alleyway we just you know I bought that drugs we just made it out now we are indeed driving in a chrome car but we got to make sure we don't show ourselves all right so now that we have four grams of meth hey what are you doing sir I got last week I probably shouldn't say that that was my bad so now that we've got some some drugs we got to sell it right so let's see if we can get an order we're gonna go to a very secret website jelly sell sex set selling legal no one's gonna find this website things calm all right so we put the ad down now let's hope we get an order we've got an order sell three units of meth in bum when okay we gotta remember I want to make profit of all nine four grams of meth for $26 each wait I should probably obey the law sorry guys sorry just coming through so yeah hopefully we'll be able to sell it for $30 each $40 each I don't know what these people are gonna pay me but I want to make a good deal all right all right guys we are almost there it is just to the right here underneath the bridge that's where I'm gonna sell the good stuff so I'm not sure exactly where we gotta go so right here okay okay yeah this is uh this is a good place to sell this stuff I kind of feel sorry for these people but you know money is money man gonna have to feed my children with something oh here he is is that thing is that the guy here we go three hundred and fourteen dollars this dude just paid me like 100 bucks each because he only bought three it's amazing it means we have a total of three hundred and thirty-five dollars now I think we should go and buy some more stuff okay about ten years later we have a rug okay let's put our car over here this might be a good place to drive out of in case someone calls the cops you never know but believe it should be this person not a hundred percent sure hello lady are you the one selling drugs just walk it off that is not a good thing that is not a good thing hey lady please don't call the cops I Oh jelly okay good good good good you know what I'm gonna I'm gonna take my car up what if the guy has a gun oh that must be him that must be him kind of obvious how you're standing here sir yo you got some of that good stuff man I got some of that good stuff yeah this guy has got different deals his meth costs 49 bro I just bought meth from another deal for $26 can I sell mine here I just made profit like that I did it out of the truck deal I sold my 1 gram of meth I had left 49 bucks I gotta say though everything this guy has is a little bit more expensive yeah it's not great it's cocaine it's more expensive his weed is more expensive weeds actually legal in Los Santos now so not a good deal we're gonna be buying some for you I actually don't know what that is I actually don't know all right so I spent all the money I've got 20 bucks left and now I'm gonna find someone to sell it to jelly sell selling legal things come sell one unit of tranquilizers outside the shop a little sale okay we got a new order that goes quick man people are hungry for it's this disc good stuff okay I should probably Drive normal I keep forgetting that you know I keep forgetting that I am a normal civilian and not some drug lord I'm the Heisenberg whoa bro this is the Heisenberg van this is the this is the meth lab I don't want my car anymore this this is the actual Heisenberg van I'll take it thank you sir thank you sorry bye-bye okay I think I got to sell it right over here yeah this dudes like really the real Heisenberg has arrived yup it's a real Heisenberg sir here you go for your tranquilizer $230 great all right let's put another order down on jelly cells two legal things calm let's see if we can sell some more stuff one unit of peyote in the Rockford hills all right on my way look at these houses dude why is this guy buying drugs here it's not even a guy it's a woman it's a woman how you doing woman thank you $190 hell yeah we make a boy all right we have another order somewhere over here this is very legal very legal I am definitely not selling drugs okay here you go sir 230 bucks oh my god how much money do I have now six hundred and seventy dollars all right so we have one unit of peyote left that we can sell these right around the corner bro this is great let me just park my car very nice very nice Oh poop sees the real Eisenberg has arrived here you go lady $109 nice I made eight hundred and forty dollars doing that all right guys I think it's about time that we buy some more of that good stuff you know there's good stuff be making me money and by the way we're the real drug lord does is not use any of that stuff all right we are only here to buy and sell here he is hello dude how you doing good over you I'm very good thanks for asking Wow you saw a bit crude I'm not rude it oh boy my stuff is real cheap okay okay calm down calm down please oh this guy's got some good deals it's got great deals on weed and crack all right there we go I just spent like what 300 bucks on weed the rest is gonna go on crack there we go then we have $300 left and we have a lot of crack 9 grams of crack in six grams weed Wow okay what else can we buy we don't have much money left how about some shrooms yeah we go yeah I think I'm pretty broke now I literally spend everything again why did that buy from this one guy I feel like if I you know would walk around a little bit more and see the other deals I would maybe make more profit but it's fine it's fine we're doing really well so far I can't believe how well I'm doing all right tell them to go back to jelly selling legal things calm and oh we got a new order selling one unit of great stuff in Chamberlain Hills okay I think he's right over here hello dude how are you what's what's he doing hello why are you running away he just gave me $120 why are you why are you being so suspicious dude wait what no did you call the cops on me what the hell man I got a five star wanted level what the hell oh my goodness we got to get out of here there's a five star wanted level on me and I've got so much drugs on me oh my goodness where did y'all come from all of a sudden oh my god this is not good I need to get rid of this van oh my no what do I do seriously guys what do I do okay I need to think okay Airport I'm gonna go to the airport I need to steal a plane to get out of here all right I'm gonna have to move to fly city or something I don't know I can't live here anymore guys you know rumors are rife don't sell drugs if you're gonna get caught eventually and you're gonna go to jail unless you manage to steal a plane before that's not gonna happen is it are we gonna manage are you really gonna manage oh my god I'm so sorry guys I don't want to hurt anyone I just want to make some quick money so I can afford nice sandwiches with gold on it it better sandwich Gold's pretty delicious come on cops are you kidding me oh my they're literally leaning against the go what are you doing on your bike is that a cop on a bike I've never seen a before I didn't hurt anyone okay I didn't hurt anyone ladies how am i surviving a fight if Tsar want the doubles so far all right you know this might be super risky but rain comes but I'm gonna take the train bridge I think I can shake the cops off this way maybe not the helicopters put the put the cop cars I can they're not gonna risk it all right to the left is this the right way I don't even know where I'm going this is actually a really good way to lose the cops I heard though you just got it going Toto's oh my goodness I'm sorry I'm actually losing them look at that it's working oh my god no no no no no no it's a trap it's a trap no this is not a thing oh no my car broke down my car my car I got a run I have to run guys all right so they're running after me there's a train that's a quick getaway I'm gonna jump on the train is this gonna work oh my god there's police helicopters above me come on okay now I gotta hide oh my goodness I wish this was like a container train whether they were containers on it that I could hide in are we gonna escape a five star wanted level like this row I'm staying here I was staying here I don't think the Train guy he doesn't know I'm here either all right the helicopter is coming my way but I don't know if you can see me right now please tell me he can't see me come on come on come on dream you can do it now I got to go underwater yes this is it looks is it this is it okay boys that was the greatest five-star escape ever yes yes yes yes yes oh my goodness I'm the greatest drug lord out of all drug lords in the universe Heisenberg you got nothing against me thanks for watching his video if you enjoyed it leave a like on it don't catch you in the next one come on check out this new hot merchandise on jelly store calm and feeling mysterious and make sure you have a look at these two awesome mystery boxes the gold one is my favorite

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